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Tangulation
The consequences usually associated with the sex act involving a man being masturbated by long hair that is wrapped around the penis and pulled suddenly like a rip cord, resulting in much pain by most/all parties, and often confusion as to how it occurred.
Last night my girlfriend was wanking me off with her hair.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.
She jerked so feverishly I had a bad case of tangulation.
Tangulation by We are Budju May 18, 2021
tongulous
Having a super long tongue where it's like friggin' snake status. People see it and are like "wow, ur a lizard!" :)
tongulous by supercalafragalisticexpialodoc October 23, 2009
carpal tongual
Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.
Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!
Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!
Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!
Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!
carpal tongual by tomassco December 28, 2009
Tangula
Tangula by Morise10101 June 11, 2011
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