Teleblock 

Teleblock is derived from the game RuneScape. You need to be on Modern Magics to cast Teleblock and you need 85 Magic to cast it. It takes 1 Death rune, 1 Law rune and 1 Chaos rune to cast. The spell stops the opponent from teleporting away from a fight in the Wilderness. Can be shortened to TB.

Z0mfg I TBed that n00b!
Quick, teleblock him so he can't get away!

Teleblock by W3bst3r December 24, 2008

Teenlock 

A fan fiction for the BBC show Sherlock that is an AU where the characters are in high school(and sometimes college).

Hey, have you read that teenlock where John and Sherlock share a dorm?

Teenlock by ink42 January 12, 2013

teleblackicly 

a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.

Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."

Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"

Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"

Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"

Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::

teleblackicly by jeante February 15, 2009

talkblocked 

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.

Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.

talkblocked by thundersnow December 8, 2010

Tokeblocker 

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.

Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"

Tokeblocker by HotBetty February 3, 2012

Talkblock 

When having a talk about deep matters and you don't want others to hear and abruptly someone comes to hear what your conversation is about.

1. James and Ryan were having a conversation about girls in their class and Sally came and totally talkblocked them forcing them to change the conversation and continue elsewhere.

2. Chris and Peter were chilling in their room talking about whether or not they would get baked but Peter's mom burst open the door leaving them to talk about other matters. She was a huge talkblock!

Talkblock by BaAAmUrFACE December 16, 2011

Telerock 

1) two or more homies smokin trees over the phone, typically synchronizing the session with a countdown (3-2-1). Original tradition started by p dreez and kid thrillz cerca 2002.

2) Toke trees with a good buddy to have some company while you smokin

3) Having a smokeout with a long distance homey over the phone.

John and James were telerocking
I was bored last night so I called my homey to telerock
My homey and I decided to have a telerock sesh

Telerock by Kid Thrillz June 24, 2010