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A person entering the country illegally.
Hey how many toncs did you smuggle in last night? I got 25 though.
tonc by migra joe December 20, 2009
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London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger
1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
tonc by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004
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tonc tonch Tonche tonci toncic Toncak Tonces tonchi Tonching Toncil touching
A person who exploits an unfair advantage, typically in an online game.
Dude that kid has to be Tonci he's exploiting
Tonci by Londonier June 16, 2019
n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.

v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
Man, that's some pretty strong tonch.
People, I'm tonched from tonching the tonch.
Tonch by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016
Eu sunt o doamnã, nu am venit aici sã mã cert cu pițipoanca asta ieftinã!!
Tonciu se ceartã cu Roxana Nemeș.
tonciu by inna#qu November 14, 2020
An avid scrapbooker who takes an excessive amount of time completing simple tasks, like mounting a projector.
Is the job done? No, Toncic.
toncic by Tamek August 2, 2019
Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...

a dick-fart.

(male version of a queef)
"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."

"You fuckin' tonch!"

"Go tonch somewhere else."

"I queefed out tonch."
tonch by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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