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tonc
London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger
1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
tonc by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004
Tonci
Tonch
n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.
v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
Tonch by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016
tonch
Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...
a dick-fart.
(male version of a queef)
a dick-fart.
(male version of a queef)
"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."
"You fuckin' tonch!"
"Go tonch somewhere else."
"I queefed out tonch."
"You fuckin' tonch!"
"Go tonch somewhere else."
"I queefed out tonch."
tonch by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010
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