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London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger
1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
tonc by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004
Related Words
tonc • tonch • Tonche • tonci • toncic • Toncak • Tonces • tonchi • Tonching • Toncil touching
A person who exploits an unfair advantage, typically in an online game.
Dude that kid has to be Tonci he's exploiting
Tonci by Londonier June 16, 2019
n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.

v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
Man, that's some pretty strong tonch.
People, I'm tonched from tonching the tonch.
Tonch by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016
Eu sunt o doamnã, nu am venit aici sã mã cert cu pițipoanca asta ieftinã!!
Tonciu se ceartã cu Roxana Nemeș.
tonciu by inna#qu November 14, 2020
An avid scrapbooker who takes an excessive amount of time completing simple tasks, like mounting a projector.
Is the job done? No, Toncic.
toncic by Tamek August 2, 2019
Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...

a dick-fart.

(male version of a queef)
"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."

"You fuckin' tonch!"

"Go tonch somewhere else."

"I queefed out tonch."
tonch by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010
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