tonchi 

smart, good, amazing friend. also, she’s a little of a stupid bitch, although a wonderful company. don’t call her anything else, she’s had that nickname for so long that is become more real than her birth name.

i bought the seventeenth book of a saga
oh! what a great tonchi

tonchi by tamagotchi poop September 7, 2021

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

Tinching 

When you shoot a flare gun through your neighbor's fucking window!

Why are you tinching?

Tinching by zimpy5656 March 7, 2023

Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Tonci 

A person who exploits an unfair advantage, typically in an online game.

Dude that kid has to be Tonci he's exploiting

Tonci by Londonier June 16, 2019

Tochi 

Tochi is the best person you will come across. She is a beautiful, smart, friendly girl. It's always good to have a Tochi in your life because she can change lifes. She is the best girlfriend material ever. Trust me!!!

Tochi is so friendly and hot too.

Tochi by Purple spongebob November 8, 2019