smart, good, amazing friend. also, she’s a little of a stupid bitch, although a wonderful company. don’t call her anything else, she’s had that nickname for so long that is become more real than her birth name.
by tamagotchi poop September 7, 2021
Get the tonchi mug.A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007
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Get the Tinching mug.Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
by DICK burn November 16, 2016
Get the Asshole Torching mug.A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
by Fromundo June 20, 2016
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Get the Tonci mug.Tochi is the best person you will come across. She is a beautiful, smart, friendly girl. It's always good to have a Tochi in your life because she can change lifes. She is the best girlfriend material ever. Trust me!!!
by Purple spongebob November 8, 2019
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