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n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.

v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
Man, that's some pretty strong tonch.
People, I'm tonched from tonching the tonch.
Tonch by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016
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Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...

a dick-fart.

(male version of a queef)
"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."

"You fuckin' tonch!"

"Go tonch somewhere else."

"I queefed out tonch."
tonch by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010
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An individual who plays rugby, doesn't respect people, makes fun of everyone and likes vodka. Fragile masculinity.
Girl1: hey I like this boy

*shows instagram profile and tje caption says "with someone who plays a little"

Girl2: oh hell no, he's a tincho, dump him

Torchbearing 

The action of when one simultaneously smokes a cigarette and a spliff.
Rio: that guy's brave, he's been torchbearing all night.
Ieuan: of course, it gives you a cracking buzz.
Torchbearing by Mental Father July 1, 2019
toneh is a measurement of anger about the absurdity in bokeh background blur used by youtubers and vlogers in order to create a so called 'cinematographic' look using a low aperture portrait photo lens on their cameras. The effect was first described by the youtuber Camera Conspiracies and refers to the aesthetics of the youtuber Tony Northrup, hence the name 'toneh'. In his satire response video Camera Conspiracies refers to a self filmed one man outdoor video monologue set to be at a lake - yet no lake nor landscape had been distinguishable in this video because Northrup shot the whole thing with a 1.2 aperture on a 50mm lens full frame equivalent. So the background was blur only hence the high degree of irritating toneh.
"I believe toneh to be a further reaching philosophical and artistic concept. It serves to illustrate the utmost isolation of the individual in modern society, where social media and big corporations act as catalyst of the obliteration of social communitarianism. In Tony’s famous toneh-construct establishing video, we clearly see a contemporary human making a desperate call for help, much like we already saw in other masterpieces such as ‘the scream’ by Edvard Munch or any of Edward Hopper’s works on the theme. Tony will pass to history as one of the seminal figures of american neo expresionism and philosophical solipsism. What a time to be alive!"
toneh by Maria.Klaus.1789 August 21, 2020
When the background is so out of focus in a photograph that you can't recognise it anymore.
Tony Northrup: Let's put that lens aperture to 1.2 and get my face real close to the camera.
Camera Conspiracies it's a youtube channel guy: Oh no, you just turned your whole family into Toneh!
Toneh by quiet_loner June 6, 2020
Tochukwu is a very cool guy. He is very understanding, is very nice to people, loves to make people smile and laugh, and is energetic and is positive about most things.

He is the greatest friend you can ever have no cap. He can be dark at some moments but a great sense of humor. He is a handsome child and attractive. He rarely has crushes but when he does he knows that the person he has crush on is the one that he loves. He is super crazy but is really smart when he puts his mind to things. He is good with making people feel safe around him and to feel good about themselves
Tochukwu is a very good person.
tochukwu by ChickenBodySlaper December 16, 2019
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