Tomtom

The derogatory nickname given to someone of the name Tomas. It is often said in a high voice and is designed to piss off the Tomas in question. The more often it is said by the most amount of people, the more it pisses off the Tomas. Use it generously and wisely.

*Tom enters the room*
Guy 1,2&3: "OMG It's TOMTOM!!"
Guy 4&5: "Tomtom Tomtom Tomtom Tomtom!!!!!"

by Zapp9219 February 29, 2020

Tomtom

A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.

To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!

Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.

Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!

Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.

by ioi0 June 1, 2020

Tomtom

TomTom is a kid who can't get his warrior back nor will he ever because he doesnt have enough -->8==>. If a girl ever decides to go southern on tomtom she will find nothing!

Beom Hee : Tomtom will never get his warrior back

Nick: SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN HEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

Beom Hee: STFU FAGGOT KILLED...

Jason: Randomly in *Cleatus's Voice* Going down Georgia Hey Randy what the devil what the devil's everywhere

by Beom Hee January 4, 2008

tomtom

Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.

tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.

by J. Symonds June 29, 2006

tomtom

A fine example of a human being.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.

I wish I was TomTom

by Snowball April 1, 2003

TomTom

The piece of shit GPS that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.

Time: Late at night.
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom

Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!

by onrefni April 20, 2010

TomTom

TomTom is literally so funny and cool like how tf anyways tomtom u r like amazing and very swag 👍

TomTom is one of the coolest ppl ik :)

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by Alyssa_<3 August 24, 2021