Tomtom

A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.

To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!

Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.

Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!

Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.

by ioi0 June 01, 2020

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TomTom is a kid who can't get his warrior back nor will he ever because he doesnt have enough -->8==>. If a girl ever decides to go southern on tomtom she will find nothing!

Beom Hee : Tomtom will never get his warrior back

Nick: SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN HEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

Beom Hee: STFU FAGGOT KILLED...

Jason: Randomly in *Cleatus's Voice* Going down Georgia Hey Randy what the devil what the devil's everywhere

by Beom Hee January 04, 2008

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Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.

tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.

by J. Symonds June 29, 2006

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A fine example of a human being.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.

I wish I was TomTom

by Snowball April 01, 2003

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The piece of shit GPS that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.

Time: Late at night.
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom

Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!

by onrefni April 20, 2010

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