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Tomtom
A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.
To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!