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Tomnoddy
A derogatory term that generally means "fool" or anything to that effect.
The latter, along with its other definition (which refers to a kind of bird), is defined in dictionary.com, but, due to the fact that it seems to possess the characteristics of a slang word, I felt that it would be useful if it was actually defined as a slang word.
In fact, it may have actually been an old English slang word, as an English person who I know was familiar with the term to a certain extent.
Also, it was used in a song in J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" when Bilbo was trying to anger the giant spiders in the Mirkwood forest to lead them away so that he could rescue his companions.
The latter, along with its other definition (which refers to a kind of bird), is defined in dictionary.com, but, due to the fact that it seems to possess the characteristics of a slang word, I felt that it would be useful if it was actually defined as a slang word.
In fact, it may have actually been an old English slang word, as an English person who I know was familiar with the term to a certain extent.
Also, it was used in a song in J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" when Bilbo was trying to anger the giant spiders in the Mirkwood forest to lead them away so that he could rescue his companions.
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Tomska's Law
Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Tomska's Law by benpiano800 January 22, 2021
tomin
Tomin is the name of a guy whose existence is a blessing. You'll never want to leave his side after you met him. Looking into his eyes will leave you lost and obsessed. His facial features are sharp and agonizing. He's not just a handsome gentleman on the outside but he is also a mysterious young man who has beautiful personality on the inside. Fight to break his walls, and you won't regret it at all. You'll never want to leave his secure arms and will always crave his presence. His voice is soothing and hearing him talk will make you smile instantly. He's sexy as f and amazing in bed. Gentle, romantic, passionate or rough....He'll give it to you in any way you want it. His kisses are like drug and you'll never want to take your lips off of him. Love him and he'll treat you like his princess and will give you the utmost respect. Just a day of getting to know him and you'll fall in love with him instantly. Friend or lover, if you find a Tomin in your life, keep him.
tomin by Dieyouthee <3 November 2, 2017
Toms Feet
The overwhelming odor that comes from a day of wearing your Toms. Toms Feet has become prominent recently to a large following of Toms wearers insisting on not wearing socks with their Toms.
G.E. Toms
Tominitis
The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026