Tominitis 

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?

Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis

Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010

tominiyi 

A naturally fun, fresh and feisty specimen of a human being. Tominiyi's are the most sought after best friends but they are very rare to find. With a sharp wit like no other and sarcasm that could make even the toughest man crumble, Tominiyi is a force to be reckoned with. Don't get her wrong though, she is the most loyal type of person that you could find. A Tominiyi is a friend for life.

"Hey do you know what time we are supposed to get to the party tonight?"
"Whenever Tominiyi gets there. That's when the party really starts!"

tominiyi by OnlyHonesty February 19, 2015

Timenitis

Timeinitis is when a person cannot keep track of time and losses time that is unexplainable and can be contagious to the people around that person.

My timeinitis took over and we missed the movie.

My boyfriend is a victum of my timenitis!

Timenitis by Pilates girl March 23, 2017

Timititis 

A rare medical condition in males where the man cannot achieve an erection and other parts of the body are cringy suck as the hand . Other symptoms are a limp

"I would have had sex with that guy at the bar , but he has Timititis."

Timititis by Akcerron April 4, 2020

Tonkinitis 

A disease one can have, and struggle to cope with that consists of the liking of a male Tonkin, even when sometimes you know you are getting played.

"She's still not over *insert name* Tonkin, after a year, she has Tonkinitis."

Tonkinitis by Lorlie October 17, 2022

Toministic 

Toministic is when an individual becomes like Tom not a pessimistic and not an optimistic but a toministic. (Tom-a-nis-tic)

We weren't sure if things were turning out good or bad and then Tom showed up and everything was toministic.

Toministic by TomTheGiantLeprechaun September 19, 2023