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tomeddyitis

The inability to remember plays, complete lay-ups/happiness, spell words over three leters long, and maintain a non-hairy corn hole. Usually referred to in the sport of basketball.
My tomeddyitis is uncontrollable today. I've missed 44 lay-ups, and I haven't remembered a thing.
tomeddyitis by Concerned Friend November 14, 2004

tomedian 

a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom
dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag

You’ve been Tomed

An unexpected incident happens from the Tom Holland. (not Felton….)
Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”
Akin to comedy but isn't funny at all
Fred did a Tomedy routine, nobody laughed.
tomedy by MildMax November 11, 2020
When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good
You got tomed on that...
Tomed by Tom December 31, 2004
One who feels sorry for themself
and lashes out at every thing else.
I can take resposibility, so I'll just tom on some one
Tomed by Cide3 January 14, 2005
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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