tolli 

A beautiful girl who is intelligent and creative. She’s talented at singing and running and photography. She doesn’t really like teachers, or school for that matter. She can’t stand annoying people but she’s not racist and she loves bagels. She loves God and it’s quite obvious. She is definitely one of those girls that everybody stares at when they walk in the room and she’s definitely a certain short and unfortunately white girl’s best friend.

I swear Tolli, it’s not funny that I hurt my sesamoid!

tolli by Eittah April 7, 2018

toliet muscle 

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

toliet muscle by Telephony July 11, 2014

toalie 

a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby

"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"

toalie by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007

toliet fart 

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

toliet fart by Telephony February 12, 2015

paper toliets 

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

paper toliets by Telephony January 5, 2014

disposable plastic baby toliets 

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

disposable plastic baby toliets by Telephony June 13, 2013

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007