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When you can’t think of a word to rhyme with a friend named “Moises” so you just try to roast him in a diss by calling him the rhyming word for Moises aka Toises.
Your name is Moises and you are a Toises!”
toises by Isellmemes May 6, 2018
Words you can keep

Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them
Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!
Tosies are a cute way to describe little toes.
Your tosies are sooo tiny and cute. You have cute tosies.
tosies by babycakes1 May 10, 2010

Twisessed 

Twisessed: To be sadly obsessed with Twilight. To have over three Twilight posters on your bedroom wall and to know Kristen Stewart and/or Robert Pattinsons and/or Taylor Laughtners home towns - middle names - sibling names.
To have seen twilight more than 15 times.
Basically to live your life through vampires.
'Laura is soooo Twisessed'
Twisessed by Aimee Cakes X November 12, 2009
Outlines of letters.
and/or Letters that are filled in with the same outline color from the same can. simple, simple, simple.
Tosses are crappy,,, but if you got the skill, than it can burn....

Tosses don't mean shit over Throwies, bombs or pieces.
TOSSES by DigDug March 8, 2004

toideshia 

its a girl that is sexxier than a ice cream sandwich in africa.!! the dark species thats irresistable and lovable. a person that has a dark tan fit body with a lovely personality.
daaayumm that toideshia is a ten shawty!
or i want a toideshia for christmas mommy.
A toeses is a toe with a face. You will find it under your bed.
OMG!! MOM I FOUND A TOESES!!
toeses by arsonist11 September 17, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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