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Any toimah is DJ Matts #1 fan. A toimah is a man who has the sexiest beard in the entire milky way galaxy. Toimah is a joke/tik tok/sex/pasta making god. 18 inches.
Damn I can vouch that nigga give the best cock on ghad. 8==========D Toimah
toimah by El Babe September 30, 2019

Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow 

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy
"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow
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synonymous with tumor, but may specifically denote a malignant brain lesion causing headaches when used only in retort by a muscular Austrian man to a room of inquisitive adolescents
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, I have a headache."
"It might be a tumor?"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, AT ALL!!!"
toomah by Grammar Hammer January 8, 2012

Tomato Tomahto 

A saying which refers to a difference between two opinions that is so small that it doesn't matter.
The saying originated from the 1937 song Let's Call the Whole Thing Off by George and Ira Gershwin. In the song, the two pronounciations of "tomato" are compared: "tuh-may-toe" and "tuh-mah-toe". When people say "tomato tomahto" they say both pronounciations, as they were compared in the song.
Tomato Tomahto by CelticEagle February 21, 2019

tomahonkey 

A white person who claims to be indian, but isn't. It can also be a person of very little indian blood that self identifies as only native.
That tomahonkey looks like an idiot with those fake eagle feathers in their hair.
tomahonkey by Real NdN November 17, 2014

It's not a toomah 

Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger.
"It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny.
It's not a toomah by Poopsy July 8, 2003

Uncle Tomahawk 

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.
I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.
Uncle Tomahawk by Dan August 12, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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