toiletdick 

A term used to reference a STD carrier.

Don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletdick

toiletdick by randalltxk December 9, 2010

Toilet Dick 

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

Toilet Dick by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

ToiletDuck 

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.

Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!

ToiletDuck by Marc March 17, 2005

toilet dick 

Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas.

Yeah? Well, your Mom is a toilet dick!!

toilet dick by KY1 March 29, 2007

Toiletica 

Temporary leg sciatica symptoms ( eg numb leg) caused by sitting on the toilet seat for too long a period.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I got toiletica and had to wait to get the feeling back in my legs

Toiletica by GB2B3 March 18, 2023

Toileticide

when you destroy your/a toilet with your uncontrollable firing line of feces due to a big feed or an improperly prepared meal

Greedy bastard: Bro I just committed toileticide it's completely brown
A normal person: ....wtf

Toileticide by mraverageSidewinder January 30, 2026