Toiletica 

Temporary leg sciatica symptoms ( eg numb leg) caused by sitting on the toilet seat for too long a period.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I got toiletica and had to wait to get the feeling back in my legs

Toiletica by GB2B3 March 18, 2023

toiletwarts 

a toilet that has warts or warts that is on a toilet

"yo is that toiletwarts"
"yeah he got warts on his toilet"
"so cool dud"

toiletwarts by toiletwarts March 22, 2021

toiletheadism 

the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"

let us pray in the name of toiletheadism

toiletheadism by ah jeez October 13, 2011

TOILETING 

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

TOILETING by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toiletseat meat 

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.

Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"

toiletseat meat by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

toiletiquette 

an accepted bathroom code for proper use of public restrooms. Use of toilet paper around the rim before sitting down, ensuring a pleasant experience for the next user.

That dude used proper toiletiquette before I went it. It was spotless!

toiletiquette by Mr. Sk8board March 3, 2008

toileting 

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

toileting by CADETpickles September 13, 2010