ToiletDuck

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.

Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!

by Marc March 17, 2005

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Toilet Duck

A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.

"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."

by signull June 21, 2006

toiletdick

A term used to reference a STD carrier.

Don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletdick

by randalltxk December 9, 2010

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Toilet Duck

When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.

Often a painful experience.

"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"

by gitboxcowboy July 30, 2012