Definitions by mraverageSidewinder

Son of John Nobody Is Godlike

The direct translation of Michael Jackson's name in Hebrew

Michael = 'Who is like God?'
Jackson = Son of John (John is historically the spoken variant of Jack)

Son of John Nobody Is Godlike - Smooth Criminal (Official Video)

Son of John Nobody Is Godlike by mraverageSidewinder May 26, 2026

Shitty Shittington Of Shit Street

when you are more shat than a shitting shitter shitting shit on the shitter

Oh Shitty Shittington Of Shit Street! The deadline is today!

Shitty Shittington Of Shit Street by mraverageSidewinder April 1, 2026

Timefuck

To cancel or postpone an event someone was looking forward to, often within short notice. Like being stood up, but they actually communicated and you didn't go to the event yet.

We'll go to the cinema. Don't fucking timefuck me.

Timefuck by mraverageSidewinder March 7, 2026

Gutterslut

A total asshole. A person who has no respect for anything. Someone who would have sex with someone lying in your gutter if it was large enough. Someone who would ghost a kind, enthusiastic texter, someone who LOVES ragebaiting but CANNOT take ragebait. Loves the failure of others. Guttersluts are the worst to be friends with. Watch yourselves, peeps.

I finally realized that whole friendship was a total waste of time; he’s a grade-A gutterslut who only shows up when he wants to stir up drama or watch someone else fail.

Gutterslut by mraverageSidewinder March 7, 2026

Toileticide

when you destroy your/a toilet with your uncontrollable firing line of feces due to a big feed or an improperly prepared meal

Greedy bastard: Bro I just committed toileticide it's completely brown
A normal person: ....wtf

Toileticide by mraverageSidewinder January 30, 2026

6 7

hey moderation team + people looking at front page if it even gets there + people who searched for '6 7'

get rickrolled

6 7

6 7 by mraverageSidewinder October 29, 2025

repeat someone out

When you keep loudly repeating a word, phrase or command at someone while they're talking so that you intimidate them into shutting up or agreeing, dominating through repetition.

Mia: I’m just saying, I did most of the research part, and—

Jake: You didn’t do anything!

Mia: That’s not true, I—

Jake: You didn’t do anything! You didn’t do anything!

Mia: Jake, will you just let me—

Jake: You didn’t do anything!

(Mia sighs and goes quiet, defeated. The teacher looks over.)

Teacher: Jake, that’s enough, you can't repeat someone out like that.

repeat someone out by mraverageSidewinder October 24, 2025