mraverageSidewinder's definitions

meat-eating orchid

reference to the lyric in Nirvana's 1993 hit "Heart Shaped Box", "meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet"

A girl who dresses flamboyantly like an orchid flower and also regularly performs oral sex (fellatio) on men

Brooke gave me otherworldly head last week. I love her. She's a lovely little meat-eating orchid.

by mraverageSidewinder March 30, 2026

Timefuck

To cancel or postpone an event someone was looking forward to, often within short notice. Like being stood up, but they actually communicated and you didn't go to the event yet.

We'll go to the cinema. Don't fucking timefuck me.

by mraverageSidewinder March 7, 2026

Gutterslut

A total asshole. A person who has no respect for anything. Someone who would have sex with someone lying in your gutter if it was large enough. Someone who would ghost a kind, enthusiastic texter, someone who LOVES ragebaiting but CANNOT take ragebait. Loves the failure of others. Guttersluts are the worst to be friends with. Watch yourselves, peeps.

I finally realized that whole friendship was a total waste of time; he’s a grade-A gutterslut who only shows up when he wants to stir up drama or watch someone else fail.

by mraverageSidewinder March 7, 2026

Toileticide

when you destroy your/a toilet with your uncontrollable firing line of feces due to a big feed or an improperly prepared meal

Greedy bastard: Bro I just committed toileticide it's completely brown
A normal person: ....wtf

by mraverageSidewinder January 30, 2026

viewpoint

when you admire someone's romantic or sex appeal without being attracted to them.
Often substituted as 'no homo' when stated by a man to cancel suspicions of gay attraction

Cunt 1: Man, Jonathan is really fit. Only viewpoint though. I ain't gay.
Cunt 2: You sure?
Cunt 1: Yes I'm fucking sure you little pube-sniffer now bend over and let me have a word with you

by mraverageSidewinder November 14, 2025

6 7

hey moderation team + people looking at front page if it even gets there + people who searched for '6 7'

get rickrolled

6 7

by mraverageSidewinder October 29, 2025

repeat someone out

When you keep loudly repeating a word, phrase or command at someone while they're talking so that you intimidate them into shutting up or agreeing, dominating through repetition.

Mia: I’m just saying, I did most of the research part, and—

Jake: You didn’t do anything!

Mia: That’s not true, I—

Jake: You didn’t do anything! You didn’t do anything!

Mia: Jake, will you just let me—

Jake: You didn’t do anything!

(Mia sighs and goes quiet, defeated. The teacher looks over.)

Teacher: Jake, that’s enough, you can't repeat someone out like that.

by mraverageSidewinder October 24, 2025