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Tylerism: First Edition 

A book of life, botany, and the wonders of the world, all combined in one.
Shawn: What's your fave book?
Cassy: Thesauraus.Yours?
Shawn: Mine's Tylerism: First Edition.
Cassy: Isn't that a religion for dumbass's, moron's, and idiot's?
Shawn: Not anymore.
Tylerism: First Edition by TKLV April 14, 2009

Tylerism 

Tylerism is the religion of worshipping the one and only god, Tyler.
"Which religion do you follow"
"I follow Tylerism"

Tylerism 

the religion for dumbass's, moron's, idiot's, etc
"hey moron, why dont you go study Tylerism!"
Tylerism by Steve McC August 31, 2007

Tylerism (Or the act of "doing a Tyler") 

Tylerism is the act of masturbating in the backseat of a car (often under a blanket) whilst on the move. The parents of the person masturbating is in the front seats (the driver and the passenger).
"Tylerism (Or the act of "doing a Tyler")"
Person 1: Dude I totally did a Tyler in the back of the car the other day while moving house.
Person 2: Ew that's pretty weird man your parents could have caught you.
Person 1: That made it more exciting!

Tomerism 

Tomerism a person who is always correct and no matter what he is not wrong no matter the situation
Thomas is tomerism
Tomerism by Tom jones (he he he ) December 4, 2024

Abracomplexidosisreguloatitusnominus-tylerism

The act of thinking a corvette is the best car ever!!
"This Corvettee isisisi besststs I wan to drive it allll day Abracomplexidosisreguloatitusnominus-tylerism"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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