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Todem Pole 

when receiving a manual release from a "little person." This only works when said persons hands are so small that they must use both (one on top of the other) to complete the task
The midget I banged last night had to put both of them on it to get me off.
Todem Pole by Redface J August 16, 2004
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German Totem pole 

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

texas totem pole 

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy
My friend once got a Texas totem pole.
texas totem pole by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

Mexican totem pole 

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.
One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

totem pole 

a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.
What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.
totem pole by dgag October 7, 2003

Totem Pole 

A vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped Xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.
Yo, you need any footballs? No, but I'll take some Totem Poles if you got 'em.

or

That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.
Totem Pole by snaker02 June 19, 2009

Miami Totem Pole 

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.
Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!
Miami Totem Pole by RoyLleh February 18, 2010
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