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It means to conga dance while anally probing the person in front of you upside down covered in animal manure
person 1: Yo did you see the toconga at the party last night

Person 2: Yeah i started it
toconga by davehascraves March 13, 2025
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tolongas 

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.
Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.
tolongas by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006
The sound that Ninja's make before cutting off somebody's head
If a bunch of Ninjas totally flip out and start yelling "TOONGA!" get the hell out!
Toonga by Himura May 27, 2003

toongabbie backhander 

(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).
I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.

toongalaboongaladoons

Absolutely massive honkers. If you don’t get a raging erection after seeing a pair of these you are either gay or have ED.
Your mom has some toongalaboongaladoons.

Old Toongabbie 

A nice outer Sydney suburb (about a 40 minute drive to the CBD). It combines the literal best of the city and the country. No, there is no incest (at least none that is reported), but there is an entire community of wonderful, kind and mature people, who know how to get down on a Saturday night! It is a town worth travelling to. Why? Because I said so!
"Old Toongabbie was wonderful!" said Sam as she sat down on her lounge after her adventure to Sydney's west.

"What did you like the best?" asked her friend Charlie, who loved to hear all about her journey's.

"I loved the people, the parks, the animals and even the little shops of Old Toongabbie, Sam said, as she reflected on the day with her mystery man with fondness.
Old Toongabbie by Jamison Boy March 31, 2009

Tobonga-do 

aimless giberish to describe ones emotions while under the influence.
Mike ashes the blunt on the carpet
billy says "TOBONGA-DO!"
Tobonga-do by Wiggity wiggity wack February 20, 2009
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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