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On Female's shirts: a pocket on a shirt that is directly on a girl's chest. A combination of the words "tit" and "pocket." Usually found on V-neck shirts (For style).

On Male's shirts: a pocket on a guy's shirt. A combination of the words "t-shirt" and "pocket." Usually found on collared shirts (For holding pens/pencils).
Boy: *Staring at girl's chest.*
Girl: "My eyes are up here."
Boy: "I swear, I was just looking at your tocket!"

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Person 1: "Hey, can I borrow a pen?"
Person 2: "Totally. I got one in my tocket."
Tocket by Greekfreak757 August 24, 2011
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a First Class name for Ticket!
...just buy me a tocket then i wont have to go in the luggage compartment!
tocket by Jamaicamagician May 18, 2007

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.
ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".
Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.
Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo 

That is just tickety-boo.
Tickety-boo by Dartistic June 16, 2018
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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