tobiase 

FUCK BOI ALERT!!! Tobiase may be a holy name from the Bible but every tobiase you meet is a hot beast with a mind of fire. He's nice to you but when you don't give him what he wants he's petty and savage. Also the ladies man, all the girls are all over him. Good at basketball and lacrosse, also plays football

Wow tobiase is looking nice today

Tobiase is a fuck boi Sharon I wouldn't go for it

tobiase by ur mum be lesbin July 30, 2017

Tobias Eaton 

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless

"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"

Tobias Eaton by ~:^) December 23, 2013

dirty tobias 

Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.

Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.

dirty tobias by xXCRAZYPUSSYSLAYER73Xx December 25, 2020

hey tobias 

guaranteed to make every tobias mad

hey tobias (you put nothing after)

hey tobias by hsth3t November 30, 2021

tobias forge 

mr. ghost.

its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.

he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).

basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.

twink.

totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.

“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.

tobias forge by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023

Tobias Funke 

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke

Tobias Funke by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008

Tobias 

Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me”

“Omg I just saw Tobias the other day. I love his abs they make me horny”

Tobias by DefinitionBeast December 22, 2018