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perfect toastiness
A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.
It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.
I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
perfect toastiness by Kodeman October 22, 2006
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Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness
Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.
Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007
Toastless Hell
Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.
A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.
A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.
Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"
Toastless Hell by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009
Toasterness
The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Toasterness by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
Tasteness
Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"
Tasteness by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009