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perfect toastiness 

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.
It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
perfect toastiness by Kodeman October 22, 2006

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness 

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.
Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Tasteless 

1. Most commonly, a descriptive term for someone that is lacking in taste. Someone who lacks the ability to recognize things that are of a low-quality.

2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.

3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.

4. Michael Bay.
1. Joey's choices in crappy pop-music reveal him to be somewhat tasteless when it comes to entertainment.

2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.

3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"

4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
Tasteless by TeddyStix October 2, 2014

Toastless Hell 

Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.

A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.
Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"
Toastless Hell by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009

Toasterness 

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
Toasterness by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009

tasteless asscheek 

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.
Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek
tasteless asscheek by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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