toastness

The state of being toast.

He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.

by Goast February 27, 2003

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

by KekGuy November 16, 2017

ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.

Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*

by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc.

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap

Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

by demitridasoda December 7, 2022

Terrific Toasters

Terrific Toasters is an Instagram account made for the purpose of hilarious pictures and description of toasters, terrific toasters.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.

Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.

"Hey dude, are you following Terrific_Toasters?"

-"Nah, what's that?"

"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"

-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"

by Terrific_Toasters January 25, 2014

perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

by Kodeman October 22, 2006

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007