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The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
by Hughlauriesmistress October 21, 2009

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