Toasterness 

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.

Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.

Toasterness by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009

perfect toastiness 

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

perfect toastiness by Kodeman October 22, 2006

taserness 

used to define the amount of tase ability that something has. a certain degree of shock, from being tased

Hailey: "Jamie, feed her another tase-cookie"
Jamie: "but that amount of taserness could really injure Mariah"
Hailey: "that is a chance I am willing to take"

taserness by Hailey+Jamie December 18, 2008

Tasteness 

The amount something tastes. A food item may taste a lot, or not much.

Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"

Tasteness by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009

toastness 

The state of being toast.

He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.

toastness by Goast February 27, 2003

toastyness 

How toasty your toast is

The toastyness of his toast was medium to well done

toastyness by Comparability August 1, 2018

toasteness 

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!

The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness

toasteness by Comparability October 30, 2017