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toaster dick 

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When you have a really hot(warm) dick
Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"
toaster dick by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016

toaster dick 

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When you put your weewee in the toaster
Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"
toaster dick by dilhoes June 15, 2018

Dick Toaster 

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When you put your dick in a toaster then put it in a body of water for pleasure
Mmmm time for the best Dick toaster I’ve ever had
Dick Toaster by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019

dick stuck in toaster 

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When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster
Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster 

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Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

dick stuck in a toaster 

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The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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