to spist 

Verb. Denotes a form of precipitation between sprinkling and misting. The term originated in the city of Portland were it rains so much that people have begun to make up words to keep from becoming seasonally depressed.

This phenomenon is simulated in grocery stores around the country to freshen stale/old produce.

Oh no, it´s starting to spist. Water is getting into my superbly crafted local micro-brewed beer.

to spist by Your Mom's Pseudonym April 9, 2009

incest is the best put your sister to the test 

:) :) :) :) :) pie

:) :) :) :) :) bananas

incest is the best put your sister to the test by cheeseguy May 24, 2004

she’s like a sister to me

he’s lying break up

Girl : who’s this

Guy : nobody she’s like a sister to me

she’s like a sister to me by Istoleyourfood.org October 14, 2022

I have to see my sister in Freo 

Commonly used as an excuse to get out of something you can't do and or when you previously had accepted a invitation to something but need to get out of it. Having a sister may or may not be true and she may or may not live in Freo. This is irrelevant as the emphasis is having a plausible excuse, not on actual fact.

Can be embellished with descriptive addiction as such as ...for a family do or to go watch a football match.

Feminine form of i need to take my little brother to baseball practice

"Damn, sorry to do this, but it can't make it this afternoon, I have to see my sister in Freo"

I have to see my sister in Freo by Ttaym October 16, 2013

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019