to sig 

v. to add a statement to your signature, usually used on web forums.

Flowers: Look, if God didn't want me to eat babies, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious sugar. And cinnamon.
.... OK, maybe I brought the cinnamon myself. But still.

You: LMAO! I GOTTA SIG THAT

Alexandra: sig? I like how that is a verb "to sig"

to sig by Irisdaisy April 25, 2009

noise-to-signal ratio

The proportion of irrelevant, off-topic, inflammatory, nonsensical, spammy, screaming, content-free, trolling, or otherwise useless statements to actual useful, worthwhile communication.

From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".

"That discussion board used to be a great place to talk about politics, but now the noise-to-signal ratio is through the roof!"

"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)

noise-to-signal ratio by Grinning Cat October 10, 2012

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Bird to Sign Time 

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

Bird to Sign Time by S_Diesel October 31, 2009

Sigma-to-Sigma

When two sigma males speak truthfully to each other on the difficulties of being lone and independent.

We spoke Sigma-to-Sigma on how our masculinity leads to lonesomeness.

Sigma-to-Sigma by holyguac June 27, 2024

Jelqing to ohio sigmas 

Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term

I am jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas by MXZZY June 9, 2024

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