hemi

A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.
The locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.
by Howard Wakefield October 04, 2007
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A guy in the closet's erection from looking at another guy.
All the men hid their hemis when I strode into the room.
by Brian Teemes January 15, 2008
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A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.
The locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.”
by Howard Wakefield September 29, 2007
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popular maori name which translates to james also used as a diss for dumb asses
oh hemi!

do you want some chips with that hemi?
by kerbe July 27, 2004
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hemi

Short for hemmeroid.
"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"
by Melissa January 20, 2004
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North american bred engine fueled by pure adrenaline.It likes to prey on the weak, the slow and the quiet such as F150s, Nissan Titans and Chevy Silverados. With a satanic grunt it's easily the most famous engine in the USA.
5.7L hemi, 6.1L hemi, 426 hemi
by Patrick S July 10, 2005
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The HEMI was the shape of the combustion chambers of some of the most powerful and successful Chrysler engines in the '70s, the most notable one being the 426. The shape was in use long before Chrysler came up with it; the earliest HEMIs can be found in engines built in the '20s.

Now, the HEMI is proof that brand name affinity sells cars, and that nothing in the automotive industry is sacred. The current design is a ripoff of a Porsche design. If you want to visualise what the current HEMI head looks like, take a pear, cut it in half lengthwise, and lie it down. The big circular section is where the intake valve is, and the small one is where the exhaust valve is. The TWO spark plugs reside at the "waist" of this pear-shape, one on each side. Note that there isn't two plugs for added performance, but rather because one plug off to the side couldn't hope to burn all of that fuel.
I park my Dodge Ram with the HEMI right next to my new Olds 4-4-2 minivan and Ford Escort Boss 429.

Damn, I wish someone told me that this HEMI crate engine weighed 5000lb and is only suitable for drag racing.
by BossMC April 09, 2005
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