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Uh oh Woody I don't know if Chuck is ready to owl hes smelled pretty bad lately I think its his farticles.

Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.

to owl by FARTICLES June 25, 2008

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forcing an owl to jog at noon

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by aweeze April 2, 2010

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forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by num421337 April 2, 2010

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Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

Forcing an owl to jog at noon by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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