Definitions by num421337
forcing an owl to jog at noon
when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
forcing an owl to jog at noon by num421337 April 2, 2010
Just A Friend
1.Used mainly in cases where a relationship ends as in
a. When a women explains the relationship you share or
b.What your girlfriend calls a guy she's seeing behind your back.
a. When a women explains the relationship you share or
b.What your girlfriend calls a guy she's seeing behind your back.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but I don't see our relationship going further than just friends.
Biz Markie: Oh baby, YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEED. But you say he's just a friend.
Girl: Sorry, but I don't see our relationship going further than just friends.
Biz Markie: Oh baby, YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEED. But you say he's just a friend.
Just A Friend by num421337 March 29, 2010