John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by aweeze April 3, 2010
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when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010
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To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010
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