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to Google yourself
to masturbate
Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)
to Google yourself by M_E November 3, 2008
According to Google
Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.
A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
According to Google by allterrain October 6, 2013
I swear to Google
If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
I swear to Google by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012
According to Google
"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
According to Google by valleymd September 23, 2012
go back to google.com
go back to google.com by anonymous September 19, 2020
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