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Jesse we need to cook
Yo bitch!
Jesse Gus needs us to cook
Yo mr white I love weed yo
Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family
Mr White wanna go karting
No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse Gus needs us to cook
Yo mr white I love weed yo
Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family
Mr White wanna go karting
No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook by XSPINEHYPE May 11, 2022
how to cook a turkey
1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
how to cook a turkey by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
yo we need to cook bitch
yo we need to cook bitch by Battlefront2lover1234 September 8, 2022
loves to cook
A girl who loves the cock
That girl LOVES to cook!!!
She loves to cook!!!
Other warped versions include chefs and other food-industry workers.
She loves to cook!!!
Other warped versions include chefs and other food-industry workers.
loves to cook by R-Lo November 17, 2003
The two reasons to cook
The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
The two reasons to cook by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
to cookylelanews
To cookylela news means to work on one of the best kids' newspapers out there, CookyLela News. It can also mean to apply to CookyLela News, to watch a CookyLela Podnews, or simply anything related to Cooky and Lela's universe.
I didn't answer your call because I was cookylelanewsing. I never have any motivation to cookylelanews.
to cookylelanews by Lelasta November 14, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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