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To Salad 

Verb - To be very cool and epic with your gamers. You be very epic which is 'salady' which is epic. It also could mean to be good at Minecraft or other popular videogames.
Jim: "Hey dude it's Jim just salading around"
Berthalamu: "How can you be plants"
Jim: "Its a new hip word 'to salad' which means to be cool"
Berthalamu: "That's kinda confusing, but I guess I'm just salading around too"
Jim: "No you're not"
To Salad by Mr Salad December 3, 2019
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Going to the salad bar

A term used to tell others you just farted

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

add bacon to my kale salad 

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.
Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

Salad Goes to America 

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”

to toss someone's salad 

Sex act (usu. between gays) in which one stimulates another's anus by licking his sphincter.
Sebastian invited Stephan to a gay club. Both agreed there were quite a few hot guys that day. Then, Stephan asked Sebastian if he wished to toss someone's salad in that club.
Stephan asked Sebastian if he was hungry to which Jimmy responded that he was hornier than hungry so, therefore, instead of eating a vegetarian sandwhich he would rather toss his salad.

to toss her cobb salad

An action performed nightly by dan bray
Hey Bray, did you toss her cobb salad last night???
to toss her cobb salad by pat jones November 29, 2004
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