to jim

to suddenly (and sometimes inexplicably) passout, typically whilst in the process of attempting to communicate with someone

substance abuse &/or a high stress long work day may or may not be involved

I promised Elle I would try not to jim tonight before Gossip Girl.

I totally jimmed last night while I was on the phone with Dallas; woke up with the phone in my hand and everything, ready to talk about some turnips.

by The Jimmed April 4, 2012

According to Jim

The worst show ever made. John Belushi's talentless brother plays a fat ugly ass slob inexplicably married to a slim blonde model. Literally more laughs in Schindler's List.

Mike: It's 8:00, my favorite show According to Jim is on!
Steve: wtf that show sucks!
Mike: I huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.

by Blasto the Wonder Dog February 23, 2011

Jim Dandy to the...

Jim Dandy to the rescue! This is the heroic rescue line of the fifties to seventies.

One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020

talking to jimmy

Having a bowel movement.. Pooping

I'll call you back. I'm talking to Jimmy. Where did you go? I was talking to Jimmy.

by Gigi626 January 6, 2024

Talking to Jimmy

Having a bowel movement; pooping

I'll call you back,I was talking to Jimmy. Where did you go? Jimmy called. Why are you late? I was talking to Jimmy.

by Gigi626 January 6, 2024

leathered to the jimmys

To be severely intoxicated with alcohol.

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

by umustbehigh September 29, 2013

to "Get Jimmy"

to receive any sexual act from a girl, mostly referred to hand-jobs and blow-jobs. Most Often used in Upstate New York, Rochester area, and most populary Williamson. Fuckin 315.

" Damn dude all the guys were there, Tom, Jitty, Zach, Tyler, Mike, Mike L, and Ryan. Fuck dude all of us were trying to "Get Jimmy" that night, and fuck we got it! even Raymond!

by tna1992 April 7, 2009