To Jack 

Verb. The style of dancing employed when listening to Jacking/Fidget House. The term fidget house was coined by DJ/producers Jesse Rose and Switch, apparently as a joke. They had come to generally signify this cut-up style of house music. It has a 4/4 beat and a cut-up, glitch style which contrasts other dance genres such as progressive house and trance. The way in which it differs from other house music styles is that it usually discards the solo drum beat introduction, thus encouraging a more cut-up rather than blend mixing style amongst DJs. Other common elements of fidget house include vocal sample snippets and a prominent bassline which often bends in pitch, rather than progressing by the semitone

Get your jack on
I can jack to this
To jack is the only way to do it

To Jack by Mightyfool March 16, 2009

To Jack your Nicholson 

To jack off, to masturbate.

"Bro, yesterday I Jacked my Nicholson so hard I got blisters on my dick."

"To Jack your Nicholson, or not to Jack your Nicholson ? That is the question." First draft of Hamlet, unpublished.

To Jack your Nicholson by Swissbeaver September 24, 2017

Jack to Jack 

The Jack to Jack (Back to Back Jack) Is the attempt to masturbate immediately following a previous orgasm.

I attempted a Jack to Jack but I was to sensitive to continue.

Jack to Jack by CharitableNinja February 8, 2009

Talking to Jack 

The act of getting absolutely shit-faced off Jack Daniels

Do you fancy a beer?

No I'm just going to be Talking to Jack tonight

Talking to Jack by Agonizing Vaginal Dryness October 9, 2011

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

Listen to Jack Johnson by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

Speaking to Jack the Cat 

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

Speaking to Jack the Cat by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022