To chris

When one or more members of your group decides to leave early. Usually for a lame reason such as sleeping, studying, or eating.

Dang Randy, why do you have to chris us tonight? It’s only 10:30.

by Big Daddy Dolphin September 4, 2018

To Chris Brown

To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse

"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":

by IBSEES March 6, 2009

Scale of 1 to Chris Brown

It means you're really really pissed off.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you?

by ghibby June 25, 2014

A message to Chris Williamson

Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.

Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2024

It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin

Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”

by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021

chris to pher

a guy who is a cutie , flirts with you until you fall for him, plays games with you ,then breaks your heart! every girl loves him ! he is hispanic with amazing eyes and a tall dude! he is super nice now! is often called by captain crunch ! knows how to make water drop noises, is kinda funny but gets annoying with those chicken butt jokes. was once in a relationship this ugly chick who looks like a man ! and well thats it !

chris to pher : "Guess What?"
Person 1 : "...what?"
chris to pher : "Chicken Butt!!! XD"

by david did this October 19, 2010

to pull a Chris Brown

To become so angry at someone, to want to beat them excessively.

I swear to god Ashley, If you don't stop imma bout to pull a Chris Brown on your ass.


Did you hear about James and Carla? Carla totally pulled a Chris Brown on him when she found out he was cheating.

by ellenmahoneyo March 6, 2009