When one or more members of your group decides to leave early. Usually for a lame reason such as sleeping, studying, or eating.
Dang Randy, why do you have to chris us tonight? It’s only 10:30.
by Big Daddy Dolphin September 5, 2018
A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.
That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.
by Scoots McGee November 4, 2012
A: Do you like to cuddle with him?
B: Yea, he's a Chris.
by Randombeauty465 October 4, 2014
throws milk everywhere thinks hes black and yells rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
chris stop fucking throwing milk
by ghost9115 March 10, 2019
A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.

He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.

A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Chris guy is insanely good at table tennis."

"How can he be so good at Maths?"

"Wow... Mozart has competition."
by TheButterfliesHaveGone November 15, 2012
The most loyal Such n such
Chris is the best at being loyal !
by Yolo ghe 200 August 2, 2018