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Cunt Rust

When the liquid that comes from inside a vagina dries up and begins to flake off. It is often found on a man's penis after he has had his way with a lady.
Jeremiah: Yo how was that slut's snatch?

Jimmy: Wet as fuck, see for your self brah. *pulls down pants*

Jeremiah: Yo shit bro, that's a lot of cunt rust on your cock!

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As I fired my stream of piss into the toilet I looked down at my dick. To my surprise there was still cunt rust left over from last night's sexual shenanigans.
by poopisscunt May 7, 2011
mugGet the Cunt Rustmug.

tittydick

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
mugGet the tittydickmug.

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