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tittydick 

A mythical penis with a set of tits combined into the head of the dick.

First drawn by @poopisscunt used on his twitter.
Christina: I swear to god... he had a tittydick!

Jill: No way, that's a mythical cock!

Christina: I'm not lying! I pinched the nipples while I worked the shaft.
tittydick by poopisscunt May 11, 2011
Words you can keep

TittyDick 

When a female transitions to a male and they surgically remove the breast and use that tissue to construct a penis.
You know Trisha made the change on us, he's called Trevor now and got him a brand new tittydick.
TittyDick by BrocktonimoBay October 1, 2023

tinydickus 

A tinydickus is a microscopic dick.
GIRL 1: WOw is that Patrik I heard that he had a tinydickus.
GIRL 2: Really well that must be true if you say so.
tinydickus by anonymous January 25, 2022

tittyslicker 

Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.
tittyslicker by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
When a male takes his penis and impales it between a female's mammilla... only works when the female has big boobs, at least a c-cup
"HOLY SHIT, her DD boobs were great when I was tittyfucking her last night!"
Tittyfuck by Robert Battersby September 28, 2005

tittyfucker 

n. one who fucks tits; more specifically a man who inserts his penis between (typically) a woman's breasts and humps away
My friend Joe is one nasty tittyfucker; he had her on her back and he spewed on her face.
tittyfucker by mackdaddy November 23, 2004

tittyfucking

the act of placing a penis in between two "titties" and making a humping motion.
the last time I saw a set of breasts that nice I had to tittyfuck them
tittyfucking by tittyfuckers February 18, 2003
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