TittyLimp

When a woman looks as if her breasts are connected into one super boob and she leans to one side as she walks. Usually occurs in older and over weight women or girls with extremely large boobs.

Why are you walking like you have a tittylimp?

by teo92 December 17, 2012

Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

tittyhamper

Where you throw your bad days, annoying people, or anything negative.

I was supposed to go golfing on Saturday but I got called in to work. Might as well throw the whole weekend in the tittyhamper.

by DrTom May 20, 2014

tittylicious

A beautiful mix of the word titty; and luscious.

"DAAMNnnnnn...That girl was tittyliscious!"

by Annie & Aaron April 25, 2004

tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.

Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

by Jared A. April 2, 2008

Tijuana Tittylickin'

A sexual act originating from Tijuana's notorious Red Light District wherein a man lightly salts a woman's breasts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of Jose Cuervo Azul Agave Tequila with the shot in the belly button and the lime in the mouth of the woman.

Guy 1: I have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? I don't remember.

Guy 2: Oh shit Dave, last night was crazy, you got an ASU girl to do a Tijuana Tittylickin' with you!

by TricepLincoln December 7, 2009

tittylid

Literally, a female who will not show you her tits. Comonly used in reference to bookish state college girls.

"That bitch a tittylid"

by Brenden Sheckle January 19, 2007