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Tittybong 

Noun; a water pipe used primarily for inhaling marijuana, that is placed in between a woman’s cleavage, while someone else inhales smoke from the bong.
Hey Crystal, come over here and press your tits together around the stem of bong so I can take a tittybong hit!
Tittybong by Leigh5280 May 13, 2018

Titty boy 

A grown man, usually in his mid 20's and a player, who still lives with his mom. He takes advantage of her motherly instincts by letting her cook his dinner, washing his clothes, and paying all his bills while he goes out in the world and presents himself as a hard worker who succeeded on his own.
Everyone thinks Bret is a hard worker because he has a good job and drivers cool cars. His mama just gave him a job at her company and does everything for him. He's just a titty boy
Titty boy by I never miss July 26, 2020

tittyboozled 

Coined by Officer Trudy Wiegel from Reno 911!. Synonym for hoodwinked, bamboozled, having "been had," or run-a-muck.
"That magazine subscription I just paid for was such a scam. I feel so tittyboozled."
tittyboozled by tittyboozled November 29, 2007

tittyboppers 

Teenage girls with large to huge breasts. Usually they flaunt them off to the opposite sex to show that they are not too young to try new things.
- That place is jumping with tittyboppers when spring break.
- The mall is full of tittyboppers trying to get laid.
tittyboppers by Kidchrist December 6, 2009

titty boy 

derogatory term for a fat kid
Hey titty boy I bet you wanna eat some of these butter noodles.
titty boy by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

Titty boy 

A punk ass spoiled young man who was never told no by his mamma and now he expects all women in his life to cater and pander to his will, and loses his shit when turned down or told no. An overgrown brat. Pathetic wanna be fuck boy.
Fuckin pussy ass titty boy turned red and called me a slut for not wanting to fuck his scrub ass
Titty boy by shebat November 1, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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