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Tittybong 

Noun; a water pipe used primarily for inhaling marijuana, that is placed in between a woman’s cleavage, while someone else inhales smoke from the bong.
Hey Crystal, come over here and press your tits together around the stem of bong so I can take a tittybong hit!
Tittybong by Leigh5280 May 13, 2018
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tittybong 

a place in Australia but also the act of the female appendage leaping from it's cotton, underwired prison.
Can be used as an expression of pleasure...or to fill a gap in conversation.
i want to go to tittybong

look at that titty bong!

tittybong ahhh
tittybong by stone flint May 31, 2004

tittybong 

An amazing bong with a huge bowl pack and slide. The only difference is this bong has a tit on the end to inhale throught the nipple and it is one of the greatest inventions in toking history. Mostly men buy the infamous tittybong but occasionally a lesbian might want to buy a tittybong if of course she is comfortable with munching of the carpet.
Ryan:Dude pass the tittybong brah I need something on Valentines
Steve:Alright dudeski but take it easy on her
tittybong by tittybong master February 15, 2014

Tittybong 

When one takes a beerbong between a pair of tits.

Step 1: fill beer bong
Step 2: girl removes clothing

Step 3: girl places hose between tits and squeezes

Step 4: commence beer bong...suck that shit down

#nipsoritdidnthappen
#learnbydoing
Bro 1: "Bro how many beer bongs did you take last night?"

Bro2: "Dude I don't take beer bongs. I take tittybongs."
Tittybong by Bad words May 22, 2014

tittying 

when a womans titties are just sitting so perfectly that it changes the whole look of her outfit
Person 1: Dude look at her top!

Person 2: I know. Those titties just tittying, ain’t they?
tittying by blackthunder April 4, 2020

tittybanger

a man who is obsessed with, or just generally enjoys banging titties, particularly those tities that are large and succulent. a man of high tittybanger status will bang any titty that is b-cup or larger.
eric is an avid tittybanger, and enjoys the act more than anything on god's green earth.

the tittybanger cares about nothing besides fucking titties.
tittybanger by tom tittybanger July 25, 2008

tittyboozled 

Coined by Officer Trudy Wiegel from Reno 911!. Synonym for hoodwinked, bamboozled, having "been had," or run-a-muck.
"That magazine subscription I just paid for was such a scam. I feel so tittyboozled."
tittyboozled by tittyboozled November 29, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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