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1when you take a shit on someone's tit

2another word for bullshit

"I just took a shit on Vanessa's tittie."

"that was sum fucking tittieshit i am never going back to that school."

tittieshit by thekidwhofucked2girls December 25, 2007

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tittyshitting

like shitting, as in "youve got to be tittyshitting me!"

Come on, are you tittyshitting me? She's married?!

tittyshitting by R eezy February 3, 2015

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Tittiest

The person with the biggest tits in a group of people.

“That girl is the tittiest girl I know.”

Tittiest by CreedBratton4Lyfe July 2, 2019

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tittyshitting

Just like shitting, but more fun to say.

You've got to be tittyshitting me, dude! Pete Carroll called a pass play from their one? Bruh!

tittyshitting by R eezy February 3, 2015

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tittyshit

Problems caused by or related to girls/women

Jack: Did you hear what my ex did the other day? I can't fucking believe it!
Frank: I know dude, that was some straight up tittyshit!

tittyshit by ChrisFarLee May 10, 2010

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tittyshit

something of crappy use; useless

"I can't stand using this tittyshit hair iron!"

tittyshit by nessaNOOB October 8, 2008

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tittiewhipped

When you whipped by someone’s titties

“Bro I heard josh get tittiewhipped by the girl last night”

“ I mean I wouldn’t mind get tittiewhipped either”

tittiewhipped by Blue564 May 12, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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