Tittieitess

A lighthearted emotional condition marked by the sudden fear of missing your girlfriend or wife’s titties at the exact moment you need comfort, motivation, or a reason to smile and pretend everything’s okay. Symptoms may include random sighing, distracted happiness, unnecessary phone checks, and the strong belief that all problems would be 73% smaller if said titties were present.

“Yeah, work’s fine… I’m just dealing with a mild case of tittieitess.” 😌