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Tiser ..meaning wank ..male masterbation :-P
Im going for a tiser ...want to come along!
Tiser by Fangeh65 January 10, 2013
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Tiser • taser • tiernan • Tiberius • tiera • tier • tier 15 • taserface • Tier 3 sub • Tieran
A really bad player in fortnite,pupg rocket league, league of legends and every other game that comes out.
A tiser always needs to be carried and never gets a W in video games. A tiser is also a crazy racist
Wow tiser really needs this boost, Damn tiser is a racsist
Tiser by Tiser_hater August 14, 2018
A slur against people with autism.
Blue haired bitch: um actually I have high functioning autism (obvious lie)
Normal person: ew a fucking tiser
Tiser by Striker70515 April 28, 2024

the tiger of Egypt 

A little kid's description of the Sphinx!
When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!

Tiger chicky face 

If you want swim passionately in winter with your fabulous hairy chest and muscles, you are a tiger chickyface.
I swim twelve months sir. The body is strong sir. The body resist sir. I know seven languages sir. Finland, Germany and Hollandiya... I'm fabulous, i'm tiger chicky face and i'm sure you want table for two huh?
Tiger chicky face by ursamajor October 13, 2016

Top Tier Face 

The Queen of rap Onika Tanya Maraj PERIODTTđź‘‘đź‘‘
“Bodies a wonderland, my face is top tier” ~ Idol by BTS and Nicki Minaj go stream it!!!

Nicki Minaj’s has a beautiful top tier face
Top Tier Face by Barb nation January 1, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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